“I was ready to hate it. I didn’t.
Worse, I can’t stop
quoting him.”
Head of Compliance
(speaking off the record, again)
SPEAKING
Turn Compliance from a chore into a conversation
Tired of talks that send people to sleep? Let's fix that.
I deliver keynotes that are as enlightening as they are entertaining,
turning the complexities of human risk into actionable insights.
Ready to energise your next event?
WATCH ME
IN ACTION
Why settle for snooze-worthy speeches?
ENGAGE, ENTERTAIN, EDUCATE
Compliance and Risk don't have to be dull.
With over 30 years of experience as an investment banker, regulator and risk & compliance officer, I bring a unique perspective combining deep expertise with a touch of humour and creativity.
REAL IMPACT, NOT JUST RHETORIC
My keynotes inspire action. By understanding the human behaviours behind risk & compliance, I help teams internalise the importance of human-centric rules, to deliver ethics and risk management.
WHAT YOU GET
→ No cookie-cutter keynotes: talks tailored to your goals, from inspiring your compliance team to engaging your wider workforce.
→ Flexible delivery: in-person or virtual, big stage or small room — the message fits the format.
→ Content that engages and sticks, making insights land and last.
PRICING STRUCTURE
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Because I work with clients of all shapes and sizes, I use a sliding fee scale.
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Same me. Different price points. Levels of service to match.
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Lower tiers are still powerful, but I’ll need your help to make them work.
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See what you can get for your budget.
Not quite the right fit? I also do bespoke packages.
Just drop me a message.
FUQs
If you’re organising an event, you want a speaker who lands. These are the questions people rarely say out loud when booking a speaker — but they should.
Yes. I’m regularly booked for conferences, company events, and offsites. I talk about broadly similar themes, but no two presentations are ever the same — even for the same client on the same topic. Delivering the same talk would bore me, and if I’m bored, your audience will be too.
If you just want a generic pep talk, hire a motivational speaker. If you want someone who makes your audience think differently about rules and human behaviour — and still motivates them in the process — that’s where I come in.
No. Every session is built for that audience, in that room, on that day. Of course, I’ll reuse things that I know will work really well to make a point, but if my keynote needs a fresh angle, I’ll find it. I use stories that land — from absurd headlines to dodgy decisions to Cookie Monsters caught by speed cameras. And if there’s a story you’ve seen me use and want for your audience, tell me — I will build it in.
Because you’re not paying for “minutes on stage.” You’re paying for years of experience, hours of prep, and constant research. For every minute I present, hours of thinking and testing go in behind the scenes. Lazy, recycled talks are cheap. I’m not interested in lazy.
Because ultimately I’m always talking about humans. The sectors, geographies, and topics I’m addressing vary, but the core is behaviour — and that’s universal. I tailor my examples, format and stories so they’re relevant, but the message resonates because everyone in the room is human.
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